chia-crack

A grossly overgrown, unshaven vagina.
How was the date?

Ol' girl had a severe case of the chia-crack. Had to take a weed whacker to it just to get some play.
by Hermitwise Gamgee November 07, 2011
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crack cheese

bro my crack cheese taste so good ughhhhh
by cassie from euphoria May 12, 2022
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Blood Crack

Jill needed to buy feminine hygiene products for her blood crack.
by Phil Maholynn March 17, 2023
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crack a happy

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...
by Keller Brewer March 27, 2008
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Centennial on Crack

strange phenomenon that happened at centennial high school on March 17th, 2017. one of the most interesting videos ever made. an upcoming rebooted project coming up if a certain student filmmaker can actually commit to a project
Dude have you seen centennial on crack? That shit is crazy

Did you hear about the film centennial on crack that’s coming out this year?

Centennial on crack will expose the truth of the discrimination that goes on at centennial high uh oh
by 69420swagmaster March 18, 2021
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cunt cracking

The act of parting the flange and enjoying the pink pleasures of a slightly questionable member of the female species that one may find in a place like Swindon on a Saturday evening. The sort of pleasure where the use of the curtain for cleaning purposes is absolutely essential following copulation.
Had a great tonight cunt cracking tonight fellas.... here, John... do you want to smell my finger?!?
by Myfingerstinks October 10, 2018
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mental crack

When you have too much energy for your body to contain
Why are you laughing so much are you on mental crack or something damn.
by your truely molly February 04, 2022
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