Ass coma

When a male suffers from not looking at ass for a long time

Dude 1- Hey bro I heard James’ in the hospital

Dude 2- yeah bro he’s suffering from ass coma. He needs ass ASAP

by Pv isn’t normal June 7, 2018

british coma

A really really deep or good sleep induced by someone talking with a really calming English accent

Why didn't Jerry wake up until noon?

He was in a british coma because of that audiobook.

by absolute door handle July 29, 2020

Ass Coma

When you have constipation and you can’t take a shit.

I can’t believe I am suffering with ass coma again I think I’m going to need some laxatives.

by itsarcher91 January 21, 2021

Andrei Comanescu aka GMAN

A cioara proasta who likes to smoke jokers as much as he likes to suck dick

Oh look over there, it's Andrei Comanescu aka GMAN
Gman: Cioara proasta Eugen

by Clar nu cioara December 7, 2021

Rose Coma

The state of unconsciousness that occurs after using a rose clit stimulator toy to completion.

Her man thought she was out cheating, but she was home alone and put herself into a rose coma.

by JustJoshTX April 4, 2022

Kush Comad

waking up after a nice night of smoking your favorite herb and having that brain delay/fog discombobulating you for the next few hours

Bob: bro i was kush comad so bad this morning i almost switched lanes into another car

Jerry: no way man, the same thing happened to me after smoking that key lime pie

by Goofy69321 June 22, 2022

Post Coital Coma

The feeling you get post orgasm that makes you feel that you are in a coma and cannot (or do not wish to) move. A total sense of satisfaction post sex.

I can't get out of bed at the moment as I'm in a post coital coma.

by FredAstair June 15, 2019