Cleaning the windows inside and out

An act of female self-love where the clitoris and vagina are stimulated simultaneously.

Both Mandy's hands were under the covers, she was obviously cleaning the windows inside and out

by Jimbob1984 March 1, 2016

luke clean

When something is kinda clean but not clean clean

Those dishes are luke clean. There's no visible food on them but I still wouldn't eat off them.

by Differentbutsamesame May 7, 2016

cleaned house

do housework.

"they cleaned house, washed clothes, and cared for the children"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Clean

Something that is pure and clear. Pristine like.
Unchanged nor cruel.
Not bewildered, just in its original form.

And something you will never find in urban dictionary.

That piece of cloth is extremely clean.

by I love writing September 3, 2022

Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.

Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk

by got balls? May 16, 2014

clean your sleeve

This is when you stick your fingers in your own asshole and pull out your pink sock so you can clean your sleeve. Usually performed after anal sex to remove the cum from your ass.

See Delaquwon, you let all them dudes cum in your shoot, now you need to clean your sleeve

Damn son you smell like shit & cum, think you need to clean your sleeve

by BBeef Fart January 8, 2018