chair lock

To be not be able to move while being high

Yo I can't move, I'm chair locked

by SEXYNIPl35 May 14, 2015

Chair

Were you sit your butt down when your tired or just to lazy to do anything.

"Hey kid take a seat in that chair and we may begin..."
"Ok."

by Black Dragon! September 13, 2015

chairoholic

A person who falls in love with a chair, specifically a blue school chair. The person may experience love at first sight when looking at the chair's screws (typically the screws where people's hair, mostly girls, gets attached to and causes pain in head area). Once you fall for a chair, its true love no matter what!

Taylor: *trips because of chair leg, looks back, and stares at chair's "eyes"
Taylor: OMG NICOLE, NICK I LOVE THAT CHAIR!
Nicole,Nick: *laughs while making random clicking noises*
Taylor: I'm taking it now, its true love.
Nicole: She's such a chairoholic!

by ice.cream May 25, 2016

Chair Brownie

When you're sitting in a chair and you have to poop but you can't get up you poop

Aw man I just did a Chair Brownie

by Notachairbrownie February 19, 2017

chair wardrobe

A chair or floor you throw your clothes on after a long day when you're extremely tired

I just need to relax right now, I need to throw my clothes on my chair wardrobe

by Thestelosipherstone February 21, 2017

chair yoga

When you yoga with chairs
(AKA sit on the chairs)
Chair. Yoga

“I love chair yoga”

by QQQ3 September 28, 2017

Chair

An object you sit on

Sit down on the chair jimmy

by PoopyFarts November 21, 2017