Chinese Finger Trap

A form of handjob where the woman places her palm on the head of the penis, draping her fingers down over the shaft. The woman typically then lifts her hand while simultaneously bringing her fingers together. This is generally used in "fooling around" situations, or by inexperienced women who don't really get what feels good and what doesn't.

She started giving me a Chinese Finger Trap in the hot tub. I appreciated the effort, but seriously, what was that?

by RecoveringFratboy January 3, 2009

Chinese Alarm Clock

To hit a man in the genitals while he is asleep, while you are shouting stereotypical Chinese phrases such as "Herro" or "Bangkok!"

He jumped out of bed after receiving a Chinese alarm clock and threw up.

by VakDarb February 22, 2011

Chinese Fire Dragon

When 2 people are fucking each other and the guy goes on top of the girl and starts punching her nose until blood starts squirting out.

What'd you do last night, Kyle?

I gave Courtney a Chinese Fire Dragon. It felt so good.

by iliketurtles27 March 10, 2011

Chinese Rice Bowl

This is when you stuff 2 pounds of rice in your woman's ass and then pour in boiling hot water to cook it, then eat it all out using chopsticks (Soy sauce optional).

Yo bro my asian girl so horny she'll even let me do a Chinese Rice Bowl.

by AyeBrahhh123 November 18, 2016

Chinese Fire Twister

the act of setting a partners genitals on fire (mostly with fuels)

and twisting them until they scream out in pain

Ericka : What did you do last night??
Tracy: Well Tim was pissing me off so i gave him a chinese fire twister
Ericka:....

by Mike Oxiner September 27, 2009

chinese sand nigger

a person that has nigger lips then smokes a blunt and gets chinesed eyed!

my boy jason is a chinese sand nigger!

by dirty q tip April 3, 2009

Chinese Fire Drill

During a threesome (with two guys and a girl.. or three guys..... but seriously two guys and a girl), two males stop their motions, yell out "Chinese fire drill!" then proceed to jog around in a circle three times. After this, the two males swap positions and continue on, after a high five of course.

Jimmy and bobby where happily pig roasting Jane, when Jimmy suddenly shouts "Chinese fire drill!". Both Jimmy and bobby stop what they are doing immediately and run in circles around Jane three times. After this is completed, Jimmy and bobby swap positions and give each other a high five in successful completion of the Chinese fire drill.

by malcky December 5, 2011