1) What the United States would be like if we legalized marijuana and brought back hockey;
2) A country bordering the United States with a smaller population, similar dialect, and a political/social ethos that is a hybrid of American individualism and European secularism;
3) Where Americans claim to be from when currently traveling overseas;
4) The country most Mexican and Central American illegal aliens are actually try to sneak into, but have trouble reaching because of the long distances involved, whereupon they find themselves trapped in New Mexico, Texas, California and Arizona.
2) A country bordering the United States with a smaller population, similar dialect, and a political/social ethos that is a hybrid of American individualism and European secularism;
3) Where Americans claim to be from when currently traveling overseas;
4) The country most Mexican and Central American illegal aliens are actually try to sneak into, but have trouble reaching because of the long distances involved, whereupon they find themselves trapped in New Mexico, Texas, California and Arizona.
by Paul Wartenberg July 10, 2005
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The country up in North America.
The second largest country in terms of land size
The country with the best view of Niagra Falls
The place where my favourite animals - polar bears- live! :P
The country with the coolest flag, the best national anthem, the coolest accents, and the most interesting heritage.
The great land where all great bands (such as Simple Plan) reside from.
The only country (besides the UK) that spells words such as honour like the Australians...not like the Americans!
The country with the friendliest people and hottest guys!
AND...the best country in the world! (and I'm not Canadian...I'm an Australian!)
The country up in North America.
The second largest country in terms of land size
The country with the best view of Niagra Falls
The place where my favourite animals - polar bears- live! :P
The country with the coolest flag, the best national anthem, the coolest accents, and the most interesting heritage.
The great land where all great bands (such as Simple Plan) reside from.
The only country (besides the UK) that spells words such as honour like the Australians...not like the Americans!
The country with the friendliest people and hottest guys!
AND...the best country in the world! (and I'm not Canadian...I'm an Australian!)
Canada = Simple Plan, polar bears, Niagra Falls AND THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!
I will live in Canada when i save up enough money! :D
I will live in Canada when i save up enough money! :D
by *Polar Bear* September 9, 2008
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Get the FUCK CANADA mug.This country has only two things it loves:
1. Hockey.
2. Being owned by The British.
It is sometimes referred to as the Northern United States, but far sissier. Instead of telling the British to Fuck off like the US did, it bent over and continues to take it anally from our friends across the Atlantic with the funny accents.
Canada has only 5 professional hockey teams and none of them have won the Stanley Cup in years.
They have one National hero as opposed to the US who have thousands. That one hero is named Sidney Crosby, aka, Cindy.
He is a whining hockey player who enjoys being cornholed by beefy men. When he gets drilled another way into the boards and has a career ending injury, he will be a nobody and Canada will again only have it's love of being owned by the British to make them happy.
1. Hockey.
2. Being owned by The British.
It is sometimes referred to as the Northern United States, but far sissier. Instead of telling the British to Fuck off like the US did, it bent over and continues to take it anally from our friends across the Atlantic with the funny accents.
Canada has only 5 professional hockey teams and none of them have won the Stanley Cup in years.
They have one National hero as opposed to the US who have thousands. That one hero is named Sidney Crosby, aka, Cindy.
He is a whining hockey player who enjoys being cornholed by beefy men. When he gets drilled another way into the boards and has a career ending injury, he will be a nobody and Canada will again only have it's love of being owned by the British to make them happy.
That guy wearing a Crosby jersey and taking it in the ass sure looks like Sidney Crosby. In fact it is Crosby. My god he is acting like such a Canadian.
by Dick driller April 20, 2010
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Get the canada mug.This hilariously tragic sex prank is achieved through the following: You begin normally having sex, you then tell her to get on all fours (Doggystyle), all the while covertly aiming her towards a window, immediately after, your friend will come and switch places with you. Then, you will calmly walk past the window, then turn and wave at your misguided partner.
Dude: OMG MAN, MEMBER THAT BITCH JULY?
Guy: Yeah...?
Dude: Me and Man totally pulled a Canadian Border Patrol on her.
Guy: Dude... you're fucked up... In a funny kinda way!
*High five*
Guy: Yeah...?
Dude: Me and Man totally pulled a Canadian Border Patrol on her.
Guy: Dude... you're fucked up... In a funny kinda way!
*High five*
by Cpt. Dan May 5, 2008
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