Douche Cake

1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.

A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.

by chinrest October 20, 2011

cake segger

A person who eats cake or desserts after sex as part of aftercare.

"After sugging deez nuts, she became a real cake segger."

by 848693@3&3&2@2 August 6, 2021

Chode cake

A manipulative douche bag womanizer. Commonly found in areas with limited male selection.

After sleeping with both of them, he tried to turn the sorority girls against each other. Javier Andres Saenz III is such a chode cake.

by queenofgeneva September 18, 2014

Lava Cake

1. An amazing dessert made from a milk chocolate dreamy, fluffy cake filled with scrumptious molten lava chocolate filling served with ice cold vanilla ice cream on top and drizzled with chocolate and raspberry sause. A specialty of Glory Days Resturant at the Fox Mill Shopping Center
2. A dessert made specifically for teenage girls
3. Sex
4. Better than Sex
5. Better than blowjobs
6. Perfection

Sarah and Emma eat LAVA CAKE at least twice a week.

Wow! That LAVA CAKE was better than sex!

Holy Mother! LAVA CAKE is better than getting a blowjob!

Wow I'd rather die than live without LAVA CAKE.

You haven't lived until you've had LAVA CAKE.

by COHENWAUGH November 29, 2010

ginger cake

Sarah; in short someone who is ginger and who Nick considers a genuine ginger cake. They may be silly in behaviour and cakey in appearence.

Sarah is a right ginger cake isnt she?

by // Nick F \\ January 14, 2008

cake fart

A rather disgusting website where a girl gets naked and farts with her ass buried in the cake

Wow that chicks hot to bad she had to fart in cakes on that website. ergo cake fart.

by Bleezy4sheezy August 23, 2008

Dry Cake

A cake or food which is made extremely rich and is basicly uneatable and unpleasant to eat. The maker of the cake shows that they still need some lessons and to be taught properly how to make a nice cake. The cake can be dry in a number of ways such as making it well in advanced of intending to eat it, making it a week before you will eat it. Another way to make it dry is to place dry things on the top of it such as chocolate finger biscuits or Maltesers. The end result is that you have made something which is unpleasant to eat.

Person 1: Check out that Cake
Person 2: That looks so dry
Person 1: It tastes dryer than the sahara desert
Person 2: Wow that must be a Dry Cake

by wtso1 February 21, 2012