Bum Grape

While squeezing out a hot fresh cinnimon roll, you descover a rather large hemeroid has jumped ship and a visit to the local GP is in order.

Honey!!! fetch some towels my bum grape is paying me another visit!!!

by JP Jeremy October 7, 2008

Bum Fingers

The expession used to describe one's fingers after one has satisfied their habit of picking their anal passage. The individual associated with this habit is Sir Steven of Stechford. Rumour has it, the bum fingers of the master of this art, can be caught by scent from over 200 miles away.

"Steve, get your bum fingers away from me."

"Steven, I can smell your bum fingers"

"Where is Steven?"
"Probably sitting at home with his fingers up his bum"

by Jonathon Locke October 9, 2008

Bum Love

benevolence towards the homeless, the less fortunate, those who are down on their luck

There's a lot of bum love in this town. I just got $50 begging with a "high fives by donation" sign.

by lotuswrench July 11, 2011

bum sauce

Major digestive issues also known as diarrhea.

Dude 1 – Man I got wicked Bum Sauce!

Dude 2 – Well fuck man that’s what you get for eating pizza out of the trash! God go buy a cookbook!

by Somecrazyfemmegirl September 7, 2006

bum jug

cheap wine in a big glass jug

bitch i got this bum jug from rite aid

by Andrew February 23, 2005

bum up

Pretty much the same as 'Sucking Up' to someone, except based around the action of giving somebody anal sex.

"I can believe you bum up to him just because he has a nice car."
"Dave's bumming up to Celebrities again."

by Tom Barnes February 14, 2008

Bum-Gas

Bum-Gas means fart or a lady that has to much booty.

1. Mann that lady really has a Bum-Gas, Don't you think ?
2. Eww go to the washroom to let your Bum-Gas know one
wants to hear it or smell it.

by Brenda Hammah April 30, 2008