Brian

A habitual user of friends, girls, and drugs. A kleptomaniac who has no regard for other people's property. Selfish, conceited person who will go to great lengths to get what he wants.

1. Brian is such a kleptomania he WOULD steal oxygen from a dying person.

by shit head hater March 27, 2009

Brian Urlacher

middle linebacker for the chicago bears in their 4-3 defense (4 on the line, 3 backers). Considered a hard hitter and one of the upper-echelon LBs in the Nfl. However, as those who watched the bears-steelers game in the 2005-2006 season, brian urlacher is simply a footrug for the great jerome bettis, future hall of famer.

Oh man, theres brian urlacher! i bet hes going to crush jerome bettis's skull into approximately 27 pieces!
... oh, shit, urlacher just got trampled by the bus, giving up a touchdown. maybe next year, lovie smith (coach of the bears)

by Hajari April 9, 2006

Brianna

a white bitch that broke your heart and stole your shit.

"Fuck brianna"

by ThatPapiOnTheBlock October 25, 2017

Brianna

A selfish person that makes excuses to feel good about her self

Brianna "It's a popularity contest that's why I didn't make it"

by That mad theater kid December 8, 2017

Brian

A complete jackass of a brother who likes to dick around when he isn't given what he wants.

dude, your such a effing Brian.

by ICUPFUNNYCOLORS April 7, 2009

Brianalynn

1)extremely outgoing girl, who loves to party, but can also ace a calculus problem.
2) usually best friends with extremely tall, good looking men
3)a female otter
4)location where young teens use drugs close to Amsterdam

1)Hey you should pull a Brianalynn and just relax and have a good time tonight.
2)Hey that cute boy has to have a best friend who cares for him a ton named Brianalynn.
3) I went to the zoo today and saw the most adorable Brianalynn ever!
4) Hey I would love to try some cocaine tonight, we should travel up to Brianalynn.

by blahblahballa January 28, 2009

Brianna

The biggest thot in the world if she hasn't already dated your whole grease get ready because she's a hella hoe

Girl: ew something is stinky
Guy: it's that little fishy brianna over there

by Anonymous🐸:)) November 5, 2019