Super Bowl 

The ultimate in bread and circuses.

80-90 million Americans will tune into the Super Bowl at some time or another getting dumbed down by commercials. About 1/64 of that will read a book during that time period.

Super Bowl by HumbertHumbertIsACreepyDude February 7, 2010

michigan chili bowl

Doing a mentally handicap woman from behind and just before she climaxes you pull her helmet off and take a shit in it !!!

I gave her an awesome michigan chili bowl last night but I held the crackers .

michigan chili bowl by gtANUBIS October 22, 2010

Super Bowl Monday 

The Monday after a super bowl when you feel hungover but still must attend: school, work, ect.

You're also still trying to remember who you were doin' in your buddie's kitchen.

Kinda like an overly progressed version of a case of the Mondays.

Hey man! Let's get a WORKIN'!
Shut up man. I'm suffereing from a Super Bowl Monday.
Okay. I'm gonna memo you about that later.

I saw you were bangin' Jill in my kitchen man while the Colts got a touchdown. Now that's what I call a score!
That's who it was?
Yea.
Damn. What a Super Bowl Monday

Super Bowl Monday by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 27, 2008

Tokyo Rice Bowl 

When you boil rice in a girls vagina and then eat it.

Dude last night, I ate so much rice after me and your mom did a tokyo rice bowl!

Tokyo Rice Bowl by chodeyjoe October 20, 2009

circling the bowl 

Paramedics sometimes use this term (among each other) when a patient is about read to die or is dying.

Wasn't much I could do given the three gsw's (gun shot wounds) to his upper thorax, that dude was circling the bowl even before we arrived on scene.

circling the bowl by Fudge911 December 10, 2009

Take the browns to the super bowl 

Taken a shit

Hold on I'll be back in a min got to take the browns to the super bowl

Take the browns to the super bowl by JOKER024 March 6, 2011

Fruit Bowl 

When a guy tucks his junk behind his legs, commonly known as a 'Mangina', however with Fruit Bowling you do this then sit on someones face. The best of both worlds. So called because the view from behind resembles some sort of Fruit Bowl.

'I'm gonna Fruit Bowl Joe Kaufman tonight!'

Fruit Bowl by Felix Baker April 28, 2010