Piglet: Oh no! Tigger's bounced all over the vegetable garden and ruined the carrots!
Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother!
Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother!
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Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..
She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)
A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.
TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J
Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..
She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)
A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.
TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J
Botched is a farm animal with feathers and whoever lacks the common knowledge of this is intellectually impaired + misdirected and ignorant
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Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!
Botched: bok bok!!
Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn
Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*
Junior: picks up botched from school
Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*
Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW
principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring
Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold
Security: *attempts to detain the beak*
Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*
“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”
security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*
Junior: *leaves with the beak*
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Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of
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Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain
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“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably
“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably
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Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name
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Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!
Botched: bok bok!!
Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn
Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*
Junior: picks up botched from school
Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*
Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW
principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring
Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold
Security: *attempts to detain the beak*
Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*
“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”
security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*
Junior: *leaves with the beak*
_____
Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of
————-
Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain
_____________
“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably
“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably
__
Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name
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