Boston

We're elitist, yet somehow dirty.

We're progressive, yet somehow prejudiced.

We're full of history, and we're full of shit.

We are 50 shades of ugly.

We are cold as ice.

We are alcoholics in denial.

We are smarter than you.

We hate you all.

We are Boston.

"Boston Strong!"

"Shut up."

by CurrantResident May 18, 2018

Boston University

A JOKE image school with fake disloyal friends, narcissistic manic-depressive teachers at a hefty fiscal and soul-sucking cost as you become a basic, mindless being, and walk away feeling like you gained nothing but debt.

Oh, you went to Boston University (BU)?
-No one cares.

by NOYB4 September 26, 2021

Boston Creampie

When a woman takes a dump and doesn't wipe, and then her boyfriend fucks her and cums inside her unwiped, poop-covered asshole.

My girlfriend asked if we could do something different tonight, so I waited for her to take her nightly dump and I gave her a Boston Creampie

by Rusty Shillelagh November 21, 2016

boston cream puff

When your fucking your girl from behind and you stop and tap her on the shoulder and she turns and looks then you cum on her face followed by an uppercut. It creates the old Boston Cream Puff !!!

She thought she was smart until i gave her the old Boston Cream Puff !!!

by Musky2248 November 30, 2019

Boston Cream Pie

When you bust a fat nut into an Irish girl from Boston who doesn’t pronounce her R’s.

“Hey Pahkah (Parker), I want you to paint my insides.”

Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”

I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.

by The Real Sputnik May 25, 2022

Boston toe

When a guy wear tight pants. Instead of camel toe. He has Boston toe.

Dang Steve your pants are so tight your Boston toe is showing

by Tammy.k July 15, 2021

Boston-cream-pie

The application of semen to a homosexual football player. Most commonly done whilst the victim (Duggy) is sleeping.

Oh shit, our gay friend is sleeping! Let's Boston-cream-pie his ass!

by casadyrules6969696969 May 9, 2022