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Blowjob Boomerang

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth and she spits it back in his face.
Girl #1 : " So, you finally got to hook up with that guy you've been crushing on. How did it go?"
Girl #2 : "That sorry arrogant prick got way too rough with me so he ended up getting a blowjob boomerang."
by Sorceress3 February 8, 2020
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The dirty blowjob

While having anal sex, the 'bottom' or 'receiver' farts or passes wind through their anal caverty during penetration resulting in new type of blowjob, a dirty blowjob.
When i was giving anal last, they gave me a the dirty blowjob

When i had anal, i farted and gave them a dirty blowjob.

Wanna be naughty and give me a dirty blowjob?
by OrgyManor November 22, 2025
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fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
by soupbee November 5, 2014
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Eggy Blowjob

The act of giving a blowjob while holding two boiled eggs in your mouth.
Come on I've already boiled the eggs, just give me a Eggy Blowjob
by Blargler May 26, 2025
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remedial blowjob

a remedial blowjob is a blowjob given by someone who hasn't done it before and isnt really that good either. in fact it pretty much sucks. all puns intended. however depending on the stuation they'll usually go for it again in a much more....pleasureful.... manner.
Guy A:"Yo dude I heard you got a blow-job from Becca last night!"
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
by thai kitteh March 14, 2011
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Blowjob

Blowjob till it turn cream
Cream blowjob
by Dominicanodealla May 15, 2022
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Blowjob Week

Blowjob week is that time of the month when your partner is all the time in her knees because your genitals are addictive. And also because she might be on her period. Partners who are happy celebrating Blowjob Week are rare! Mostly Latinas.
-I haven’t seen Scott and Karla for over a week now...how are they?

-They are perfectly fine! just elongating Blowjob week because they both love it ao much!
by papisgirl August 1, 2022
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