fuck you blowjob

Taken out of Russell Peters 'Outsourced' stand up comedy. Phrase used so as to not to attract any possible comeback.

A: Your momma so fat...
B: Fuck you blowjob...

fuck you blowjob by Vixen013 November 29, 2006

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Brazilian Blowjob

When a girl, with a darker tint of skin, possibly native american or of south american decent gives a blowjob to a male who is intoxocated at a crazy party in the bathroom.

John: Dude, that party last night was SICK
Mike: Yeah bro, I even got a Brazilian Blowjob from that one spanish chick!

Brazilian Blowjob by DJ Mikey J 262 October 5, 2010

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Blowjob

"smokin' the bone"..."giving head"..."cocksucking"..."doin' the nasty"..."oral sex"...the act of performing fellatio on a penis until said penis ejaculates.

Generally a pleasurable experience for the person being blown...depending on the person doing the blowing, not so much.

My old girlfriend Valerie had a tiny mouth, but enjoyed giving me a blowjob on Friday nights, when I came home from college.

I would show my appreciation by saving up 3 days worth of jizz, and dumping it down her throat while I forced her head down deeper, causing her to gag and spit.

She seemed to enjoy this and even suggested we shoot some video of the event...

Blowjob by blogician November 1, 2003

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H2 blowjob

An H2 BLOWJOB is a humming blowjob that does more than just get you hard, but, not enough to make you cum.

H3 BLOWJOB = The biggest and best Hummer there is, rich in cum-blasting pleasure!

H2 BLOWJOB = Medium Hummer; (1) Get hard, (2) Lots of pleasure, but (3) you'll have to move on to fucking to finish.

H3 BLOWJOB = Mini Hummer; you get hard, and that's it. Start fucking ASAP!

H2 blowjob by Peter Eaton June 23, 2006