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block mavis

A Block Mavis is an absolute dad of a person, and 10000000000% in a band or doing music of some kind.
block mavis is an absoloute dad go follow him on insta (@blockmavismustdie)
by Eddie_Is_Alive_? July 1, 2020
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Finger Blocked

1.To prevent two women from having intercourse with each other
2. The lesbian version of a "cock block"
Kelly and Sandra were about to have sex with each other, but Sandra's little brother finger blocked them when he woke up

Amy: "Yesterday, Crystal and I were getting intimate at the party, when Jamie, her ex-girlfriend, spilled her drink on me."

Lexi: "That's terrible. How rude of her to finger block you two."
by DeathByASpoon June 6, 2010
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Mom Block

When in the act of fun, in a crowd, at a concert, or being bullied, you are under mothers protection. Where the mother shields her child and sucks the fun out of situations as defense mechanism to hostile outsiders.
Brad: Dude, that kid is so getting mom blocked.
Matt: Oh damn, she's putting up a full shield. . .and she's like 60..
by nastynutsac August 13, 2010
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choc-block

refers to a situation in which an undesirable candy bar in a vending machine is blocking access to the desirable candy bar behind it.
Dammit! I was jonesing for some peanut M&M's but I got choc-blocked by that Almond Joy bar that's been sitting in front of them for the past three weeks!
by pud2000 July 14, 2010
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barack-blocked

When an election is called so swiftly and decidedly that Election Day parties end early, prematurely stopping any potential hook-ups.

See: cock blocked
"Where's Kelly? I thought you two were hitting it off."
"She left soon as CNN called it for Obama; I got barack-blocked."
by bluejuh March 22, 2009
mugGet the barack-blockedmug.

Cock blocked

An action that prevents someone from having sex
Daniel cock blocked his dad by not going with his friends and staying home
by Save my nibba harambe April 7, 2019
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Taco Blocking

The female version of cock blocking. When a chick is hitting on a dude and then another chick steps in and takes over thus knocking the first chick out of the game.
I was totally trying to hook up with this dude at the club, then big ass Beatrice saw him, came over and was totally taco blocking me!
by C.E. Nyswanger June 6, 2015
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