This shot is only for the hardest of mother fuckers or those that hate themselves.
Steps to achieve enlightenment:
1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin
Not for the faint of heart.
Steps to achieve enlightenment:
1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin
Not for the faint of heart.
by Mr. FuckYeah March 23, 2024

Bais, acronym of "Be an intellectual stoner" it's a type of mood.
When you are high and suddenly you say something really meaningful or trippy you are being bais
When you are high and suddenly you say something really meaningful or trippy you are being bais
A: "what is real?"
B:" oh boi, are you bais another time don't you?"
A:" what if we are in a simulation like in the Sims"
B:" please stop being bais"
A:"I want to be bais this night"
B:" yeah me too
B:" oh boi, are you bais another time don't you?"
A:" what if we are in a simulation like in the Sims"
B:" please stop being bais"
A:"I want to be bais this night"
B:" yeah me too
by Kompot67 October 25, 2018

A municipality located in Greater Victoria BC. Oak Bay has made it their mission to deny housing to as many people as possible through the use of exclusionary zoning, and bylaws. Despite containing half of UVIC and being located a mere 3km from Downtown Victoria, Oak Bay has spent 15 years talking about legalizing basement suites, and has managed to enter population decline in a region with a housing crisis. Unwilling to grow its tax base, Oak Bay is facing debt to maintain basic infrastructure. Be prepared for entitled rich, mildly racist, WASPy, NIMBY views from local residents. Willows Beach is nice though.
by Somebody on Vancouver Island February 16, 2022

Also known as Bay Shitty, because it’s no good. Plenty of Crack Whores, Dirty Mexicans, and Loose pussys.
Guy 1: im trying to suck someone off for Clout?
Guy 2: wanna go to bay city? OT is from there?
Guy 3: nah im not a loser. It’s bay Shitty.
Guy 2: wanna go to bay city? OT is from there?
Guy 3: nah im not a loser. It’s bay Shitty.
by Big_Nigga_smedly February 18, 2025

by The Bobfather March 16, 2025

When you need a little encouragement to eat out a girl on her period to earn your wings. You just toss some old Bay seasoning on it and chow down cause you ain't a quitter, and you love Old Bay
by dayoldhotdog June 14, 2023

A school where everyone’s so ridiculously nice and kind it feels fake but then you realize it’s real. When you walk in time stops and the world may be burning but you can finally be free. Not to mention the Baygels are exquisite. Bay is the bittersweet feeling of having something awesome but also realizing it’s only four years.
You go to bay, what is the bay school on? You all are happy about going to school what the fuck?
Idk maybe meditation works or the people care or something? Who knows tbh? Nun ya nuns are good at teaching about racism I guess :( oh well .
Idk maybe meditation works or the people care or something? Who knows tbh? Nun ya nuns are good at teaching about racism I guess :( oh well .
by Openyoureyez January 11, 2021
