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C Team Baseball

"C Team Baseball"

"This is why nobody talks to you Nehemiah"
-everybody

9th base 

"Yeeeeah, my big toe got to 9th base last night!"
9th base by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005

golden baseball 

when your jerking off and you pee all over your balls instead of cuming
shit, i was trying to masturbate last night and i didnt finish, all i got were some golden baseballs

Wendy's Baked Potato 

When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.
I gave my sister a Wendy's Baked Potato yesterday
Being so fucking stoned you don't know what you are doing.
Yo man i am so baked. Man wanna go get baked? Man i am mad baked
Baked by Asfunorzo May 8, 2008
to dip male balls in a girls mouth!
t baged by cooner July 15, 2006