eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."

"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."

by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019

Bakeder

Being more baked (high) than someone.

Pfft Chris I'm waaaay more bakeder than you are man

by John_R October 27, 2007

Bakedism

The state of mind that causes you to lose all motivation whatsoever.Usually caused by smoking mass quantity of marijuana. Best observed when sharing with friends.

whoa... i think i've reached my bakedism.

by ms420 July 11, 2009

Bakeder

When you’re higher than you were previously, or atm.

“I stg bro this shit got me bakeder than that trash shit jerome had”

by DrMfSuess September 3, 2020

bakedness

Bakedness is the measurement of one's level of marijuana at any given time. Also known as stonidity.

My level of stonidity is so high that I can't even describe my level of bakedness.

by FukWit September 2, 2015

i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011

boner bake

Royal Honey packet and chicken bake from Costco

Hey dude I’m about to eat a boner bake and do your mom

by Diddyman2013 February 19, 2025