This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
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Bakeder

Being more baked (high) than someone.
Pfft Chris I'm waaaay more bakeder than you are man
by John_R October 27, 2007
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Bakedism

The state of mind that causes you to lose all motivation whatsoever.Usually caused by smoking mass quantity of marijuana. Best observed when sharing with friends.
whoa... i think i've reached my bakedism.
by ms420 July 11, 2009
mugGet the Bakedismmug.

Bakeder

When you’re higher than you were previously, or atm.
“I stg bro this shit got me bakeder than that trash shit jerome had”
by DrMfSuess September 3, 2020
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bakedness

Bakedness is the measurement of one's level of marijuana at any given time. Also known as stonidity.
My level of stonidity is so high that I can't even describe my level of bakedness.
by FukWit September 2, 2015
mugGet the bakednessmug.
from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011
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baked

"bro im baked"
by franks #1 buyer February 12, 2023
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