asshole poker

Ones fingers

You stick your asshole pokers in there and see if you can feel the bolts on the engine block...

by oakleytexas October 9, 2008

Asshole Bingo

Noun.

Situation when an asshole just keeps on being an asshole, like they're obliviously trying to win a game of bingo by being a repeatedly douche.

Said asshole may also not realize they've hit a nerve, or are guilty of being an asshole on multiple counts.

A: You wouldn't believe it: today my coworker did x, y, and z!

B: Is she trying to win at asshole bingo or something?

by FLT October 20, 2013

conceited asshole

A person who feels the need to declare he/she is better than everyone else, emphasizing personal vanity.

Jill feels the need to constantly remind Jack about her superior I.Q. by being a conceited asshole.

by Huggyman November 5, 2015

Asshole Spelunker

one whos is a suck ass; brown noser; the bosses bitch

Ernie is a real asshole spelunker, he is up Butch's ass at the drop of a hat.

by The Poor Boy February 8, 2012

selective asshole

Somebody who is an ASSHOLE but chooses wisely on who their targets are, usually somebody who brings it upon themselves. Selective Assholes are always nice unless your an ASSHOLE or just plain 'ol have it coming for you. Selective Assholism is usually executed through sarcasm often it is hard to tell if the Selective Asshole is being nice or not.

"Man the guy is an Asshole"
"Nah fam, he's a selective asshole that dude deserved it."

by iamtheg00n May 1, 2016

asshole cheese

the sweaty meat on the inside edge of the anus

id do anal with her but i dont want my penis sticking to her asshole cheese

by michaeloconnell January 18, 2017

asshole mess

used to describe a mess that offends all of the senses.

Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess of the place when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.

by Dr. Zoni May 29, 2008