Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

When someone says something blatnetly obvious.

“I know you’ve quit and don’t really care but..”
-Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

by Dankshitdotcom December 26, 2017

Irish Wellness

Drinking a lot of whiskey before or during a sauna session. The change between hot and cold temperatures during a sauna session activates the circulation and thus leads allegedly to a faster alcohol metabolization. Practitioners of Irish Wellness have reported that the practice lets them experience the positive effects of alcohol consumption and alleviates the much dreaded adverse effects, i. e. the hangover.

"Sam's a two pints man, how can he drink half a bottle of whiskey without getting a headache?" - "He likes to brag, but the truth is he just does that during Irish Wellness"

by SamJay93 May 24, 2022

(Neerdowell) Ne'er-do-well

Foolish; Irresponsible.

lazy and Idly ..

"I'd Honestly just hire someone who is competent rather than another (Neerdowell) Ne'er-do-well"

by Neerdowell January 7, 2023

Well in

Cringeworthy phrase used exclusively by chavs, the indecorus, and people with little to no educational qualifications as a compliment. Can usually be heard at amateur, bottom table local sports events such as Sunday league football and rugby.

“Well in lad! You played sick, we only lost by 6. Are yah comin’ down for a pint afta’?”

by Sovereign Chroma April 3, 2023

Matthew Wells

The best boyfriend in the world. He is also a great football playyer, basketball player, hockey player and everything else. He treats you with upmost respect and is always there for you. He is handsome and kind and loving and nurturing.

Wow bet you wish you could date matthew wells

by Charlie’schickens2819 September 1, 2018

Huh Well

When something is surprising in the slightest

Person 1- “Dude I was doing work in a house and something shocked tf out of me!”
Person 2-“ Huh Well,”

by PapaJohn18 April 21, 2020

Well Dumb

When a person solves a simple problem with a complicated, expensive, or unnecessary response. This phrase is to be said after a somewhat satisfying solution is made and in a sarcastic tone. Usually, the provided solution does not offer a permanent solution to the original problem, making their sacrifices pointless.

Person 1: “I was eating spaghetti earlier and I didn’t have a clean fork, so I made one out of toothpicks and the tip of a spoon I broke to make it.”
Person 2: “So you didn’t just wash a dirty fork, but instead made one? Well Dumb.”

by SirPickleVII January 31, 2023