When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.
Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record
by bigmoist1 June 11, 2018
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by Anezcooper April 19, 2015
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In other words:
A: Almost
C: Christian
A: Assholes
In short, Almost Christian Assholes
In other words:
A: Almost
C: Christian
A: Assholes
In short, Almost Christian Assholes
Everyone that goes there are true model citizens, after all they go and spend their weekends getting drunk in a Rooms-To-Go Parking lot! True ACA students!
Like seriously! They have chapel every single day, and majority of the students send nudes on snapchat! Alabama Christian Academy folks!
Like seriously! They have chapel every single day, and majority of the students send nudes on snapchat! Alabama Christian Academy folks!
by Prolapsed Rectum Licker May 26, 2018
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Get the Alabama Ear Fuck mug.The alabama steam engine is a sexual act in which one of the persons involved takes a hit off any substance (cigarettes, joints, vapes, etc) and proceeds to exhale smoke directly into the tip of another persons penis in which the person then walks around the room yelling "ALL ABOARD" and proceeds to fuck the fore-mentioned person
Bob: " damn I miss being young"
Joe: " yeah I remember me and my sisters would do the ol' Alabama steam engine for shits an giggles"
Joe: " yeah I remember me and my sisters would do the ol' Alabama steam engine for shits an giggles"
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