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j-lo blo-jo

what that lucky bastard a-rod gets every night
im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!
by burbman1969 April 15, 2021
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NCIS: Los Angeles

NCIS: Los Angeles was an American action television series combining elements of the military drama and police procedural genres, which premiered on CBS on September 22, 2009.2 The series follows the exploits of the Los Angeles–based Office of Special Projects (OSP). It was the first spin-off of the successful series NCIS and the second series in the NCIS franchise. The series concluded on May 21, 2023, making it the second series in the NCIS franchise to end
NCIS: Los Angeles follows Special Agents Sam Hanna (LL Cool J) and Grisha Callen (Chris O'Donnell), undercover agents assigned to the Office of Special Projects,
by SPrice1980 May 26, 2023
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Los

(South African slang) When something is not worth it so you just let go of it
1) That paper was very hard, maths can los me

2) That gent is not that cute, it’s time to los him
by myppopsviciously March 21, 2023
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The Los Santos Conjectures

Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.

The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:

Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.

x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.

The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
by Raul Menendez October 15, 2014
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chef lo

Chef Lo likes to "move it, move it"
by Bwefist! June 22, 2016
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Keep it on the J-Lo

A popular recent adaptation of the common usage 'keep it on the D-Lo.' The meaning is roughly synonymous suggesting silence and secrecy.
Yo, whatever you might have seen at those parties, keep it on the J-Lo.
by Professor H.G. November 27, 2024
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Lo-ami

Lo-ami is a ugly black boy with no respect,he is full of jokes and has a a lot friends around him. He speaks a lot and he is afraid of everything. He don't know how to make sex to girls at all. And he is a dirty man who don't know how to shower.

Dont be like Lo-ami he is dirty.
Francolin:lo-ami your head is full of sand, what happened?
by Psychologist12346 November 22, 2021
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