by pusaypounder August 14, 2022
Get the Jessemug. "Holy shit is that Jess White? She is the most beautiful, fit, sexy girl i've ever seen!"
"I know dude, but she's also very passionate, kind, caring and extremely fucking awesome! I think i'm in love with her"
"I know dude, but she's also very passionate, kind, caring and extremely fucking awesome! I think i'm in love with her"
by r1l3y_p Insta January 29, 2021
Get the jess whitemug. Jesse is a good person but can not stop talking in science. He is a loud mouth and cant control how much he talks.
by Znetas June 1, 2022
Get the Jessemug. The most beautiful, amazing, cute, gold-hearted, funny girl that has ever lived. An honestly perfect soulmate, so much so, that any man who has her will never let go of her.
Guy: Hey is that your girlfriend jess?
Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.
Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.
by McGlynnEvan December 19, 2020
Get the Jessmug. The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.
Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo
by Dnods March 15, 2016
Get the jesse mercermug. by jesshater69 May 24, 2024
Get the jess mennonitemug. Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay
Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
by jesseandeva November 6, 2020
Get the Jesse and Evamug.