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Horizontal fruit basket

When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.
My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.
by Nuketown bro June 7, 2016
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Oreo Fruit Cake

When someone is to have two black guys in the front of a white guy and behind the white guy and proceed to fuck him until he is limp and cum is seeping out of him which making it a Oreo fruit cake.
We preformed a Oreo fruit cake on that guy.
by Boopiez April 8, 2023
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Asian fruit salad

A sex act where you cut up fruit and insert it into a vagina then proceed to eat it out of the vagina, its Asian because your eating pussy
Did you hear that they fucked last night

Yeah he said he gave her an Asian fruit salad
by Fetishguru January 18, 2017
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Passion Fruit Smoothie

A sexual term referring to the biological excretion left over upon a man's ejaculation mixing with a woman's menstration or period causing the creation of a smooth thick pinkish gel.
After intercourse the young couple hopped in the shower together to wash off the passion fruit smoothie before it dried;

Dan is a nasty muthaf*cka! He likes to eat his passion fruit smoothies
by Hubmonster January 7, 2010
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Fruit Pie The Magician

Fruit Pie the Magician was the mascot of Hostess Fruit Pies, appearing on the label for over 30 years. The brilliant imagineers at Hostess marketing conceived of this character: An anatomically correct fruit pie wearing a top hat and cape and wielding a magic wand.
Steve: I had a terrible dream last night.
Mike: Tell me about it.
Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.
Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?
Steve: I'm berry.
Mike: You're berry delicious.
Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!
by Mr Softey January 28, 2009
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fruit loop cum

The white frosting on the outside of fruit loops after having 'milked them'
p1: "omg theres cum on my fruit loops"
p2 " no dude its just fruit loop cum"
P1 " ohh ok. nom nom nom....fruit loop cum...nom nom"
by timmy+aaron January 18, 2009
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ish mu fruit

Whatever one wants it to mean.
I ish mu fruit you.
You ish mu fruit.
You're my ish mu fruit.
Ish mu fruit.
by Zachary Milburn October 14, 2006
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