bitch cow

a piece of shit son of a bitch life ruiner. with a funny lip problem. big bitch, like a cow. hence bitch cow.

girl 1: "god that girls such a bitch!"
girl 2: "totally, she's a bitch cow!"
girl 1: "OMG youre so right!"
girl 2: "I holla."

by vodka knockers January 17, 2009

cow fart

when a cow farts you dumbass....what the fuck did you think it meant

i walked in a field only to find a cow in the middle of cow fart

by conmanshrinkin25duh April 25, 2010

green cow

Used as a code word over the phone. The person on the other line must guess it however if they do not know you add things to "green cow" such as my green cow space to say the word myspace.

Julie:I dont know she sent my something on green cow.
Mike:What?
Julie: on my green cow space.
Mike: oh, o.k. on your myspace.
Julie: Exactly!

by Retniapdoolb November 7, 2007

milk a cow

manipulating the 'udder' of the male human to produce 'milk' by partial or complete envelopment. often a lubricated tube and undulating motion is used

dana was in trouble and strongly needed to milk a cow

sam figured out that after 40, women begin to no longer wish to milk a cow !

by michael foolsley April 24, 2021

Milk The Cow

To aggressively squeeze a breastfeeding woman's tits and have milk spray everywhere.

I dare you to Milk The Cow

by Imbluesmurfdad March 27, 2019

bruce cow

A man who makes sells and tests dildos in Willy wonkas asshole while licking his grandmas titties

What a Bruce cow

by Lozers February 1, 2017

Moo Cow

AHHHHHHHH

What does the doggie say? Bow-wow. What does the kittie say? Meow meow. What does the moo cow say?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Saltylil_frenchfry March 23, 2021