A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.
Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
Get the Shark Tankmug. someone big and buff
someone i would like to call baby
someone that could protect
never fret
cause the tank is here to save me
someone i would like to call baby
someone that could protect
never fret
cause the tank is here to save me
That beautiful tank of a man is squatting so his massive cannons of legs are showing, causing me to feel faint.
by bigcheeseboy December 12, 2022
Get the tankmug. Fredikin the Fucking Tank is an old myth not said to be real but is stated to be the most powerful form of any living being in the universe. He is said to be powered off of pure rage. It was said to be birthed after the death of his hamster which fuelled his anger out of control creating Fredikin the Fucking Tank. It has been a long time since anyone has claimed any sightings of him but the prophecy says he will be unleashed one day when he is truly needed.
by Lore Tellers March 26, 2023
Get the Fredikin the Fucking Tankmug. Yea Amanda a tooth tank now. How? Well I was going ham on that shit and lost a tooth! Ahh make sense
by W_p_j May 17, 2021
Get the Tooth tankmug. A big buff man who lifts the whole rack in the weight room who only thinks about putting his big freaky tank in a hoe. This man is a funny dude who you just can never tell what he’s feeling he’s just like a bear so don’t piss him off or you are gonna get tanked by Hank.
by Hank who is the tank November 20, 2023
Get the Hank da Tankmug. A tank is someone that does something that amuses people and gets recognition from it or if they are wearing nice clothes that look good on then they will he called a tank
“Yo did you see that man jump into the river, he’s a tank”
“She’s looking like a tank tonight”
“Your such a tank”
“She’s looking like a tank tonight”
“Your such a tank”
by The one and only tank June 23, 2019
Get the Tankmug. When you are running to the objective in battlefield 4 and you get randomly killed by a tank in the distance or one that pulls up out of nowhere to kill you.
by Battlefield player May 9, 2021
Get the Tankedmug.