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table shark

1: A pet dog or cat that stays near or under the table, kitchen sink, and or kitchen counter while food is being prepared or eaten in the hopes that some will fall and they can eat it.
2: A very skilled gambler with an aggressive play style
That guy at corner of table four is a table shark. They have been winning the majority of the matches they have entered regardless of who they are playing.
by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021
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Dick Shark

A person who patrols the shallows looking for a victim to screw over
by Smoore September 20, 2017
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shark attacking

“Shark Attacking” involves a nude, sexually-excited man bending over backwards on all fours and walking around with his dorsal fin gliding through the air. There’s no payoff. He’s just a shark now. (Making noises is recommended to enhance the fun. Can be done alone, but preferably in the presence of a partner.)
Dude you should try "shark attacking" it will spice up your sex life, or at least make your girlfriend laugh.
by Sodabutton May 17, 2014
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caught a shark

Having an extremely attractive, friendly and amazing girl, that the majority of the population fancy, to yourself. "Oh you've caught yourself a shark there dude." A complement to the guy who has caught her and to the shark "girl" herself.
Woah you caught a shark there bro!
by LunarMalice December 5, 2014
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Shark bait

Me “Hey babe lets go to the beach
Old lady “ I can’t I’m shark bait, maybe next week “.
by snwrdr33 May 13, 2018
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butter shark

she is such a butter shark she could do way better!
by Ni🅱️🅱️a47 July 1, 2017
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Tequila Shark

Someone who drinks tequila straight from the bottle or someone who hogs the tequilla
My mom stopped being a tequilla shark after going to AA meetings;

"Katy left a full bottle of margarita mix but no tequila, I guess we are going to have to use triple sec now."
"Ok, thats it, tequila sharks are no longer invited to my parties!!"
by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011
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