When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.
Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
by Souper Rare April 28, 2022
Get the The Turtle's Kissmug. The act of recieving road rash after sliding across concrete, asphault, or gravel at speeds. Typicaly used when referring to wrecking a motorized open vehicle i.e. dirtbike, motorcycle, atv, etc.
Person- So i heard John decided to kiss the concrete three days after he bought his crotch rocket, that blows.
by whocares005 July 7, 2009
Get the Kiss the Concretemug. by BuyonKing March 21, 2022
Get the Nebraska Kissmug. Level kiss - a kiss made by man and woman who have the same height or are standing on one level. Public level kisses bring special joy because usually are exchanged in bed.
by natastolyar September 16, 2013
Get the level kissmug. Tom used to get weenie kisses on football Sunday, after getting married Tom only gets breakfast burritos on football Sunday...
by JAzDub March 11, 2018
Get the Weenie Kissesmug. by clapbackcalcium October 23, 2019
Get the kiss a cheerleadermug. The act of giving inuit kisses. Rubbing noses together as a sign of affection or greeting. (Sometimes referred to as eskimo kissing).
by 1337ric April 19, 2022
Get the inuit kissingmug.