As a young boy in Sacramento, Dylan learned that he had the power to control dead babies. This skill helped get him through high school and he is now a successful yoga instructor. He has four boys and two boys.
by pattyflaps August 29, 2008
Guy with an incredibly tiny microscopic penis; roughly the size of an ant. Get's no females, and has no hustle or grind. Is a lazy fat fuck, that smells like Cheetos and onions.
Damn Dylan Ludwig, you're a faggot !
by Phxntm June 28, 2017
The dumbest, most annoying motherfucker is the entire world. If you see a Dylan Bragdon, shoot him on sight and or keep walking.
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