Catch 5

Telling someone who has disrespected you that they can catch 5 fingers slapping the shit out of them.

Tom told Bryan he was gonna CATCH 5 if he keeps talking shit.

by Thug samurai October 27, 2018

catch a view

To get a grip on the situation at hand

I’m being nice to my self when I catch a view!

by Onte July 2, 2024

You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019

Catch rec

This term was born in the prison system as a way to say "pass the time laughing or playing around" - derogatory to have "rec caught" on you..being laughed at - not laughing with

Joe and I would catch rec all day in San Quentin. Easiest time I ever did. Guys would try to catch rec on me, and I'd smack em with a two-piece McNugget and watch em leak all over the unit.

by Sanph January 9, 2024

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex

"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"

by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014

Catch these birds

Means to hold your hands back from swinging into a fight.
"Hold back my hands"
hands = birds

Steve: This guy been hitting on me and my friend all night.

Joe: If he comes at me, he's catch these birds
Steve: Hold on!
Joe: He's gonna get it

by freechickenmaniac September 25, 2023

Catch and Release

Instead of spitting or swallowing after a blow job, the seamen is held in the mouth and spit into the mans mouth.

"Does Carol spit or swallow?"
"She does a Catch and Release actually!"

by SqueakyPig November 13, 2017