Count yo Blessings

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs

John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings

by Mr.Violator December 3, 2020

flip yo lip

When you hit someone in the mouth so hard it swells up and looks like their lip was flipped

If you don't shut that cock suck I'm gonna flip yo lip

by Toey August 26, 2013

Shoosh yo shit

When someone on an opposing team is losing in multiplayer and 'actin' a fool.' But they still talking trash. You exclaim this phrase to put 'dem busters' in their place. And silence them mofos.

Theo proclaimed loudly, "shoosh yo shit!" To them annoying fags on the other team over his headset.

by Jawdrey March 17, 2017

JDM Tyte Yo

A phrase used to describe a car or to describe a modification done to a japanese car.

Thoose Zip-Ties holding on your bumper are "JDM Tyte Yo"

by DoriSPL February 4, 2004

Beat yo shit

To masterbate publicly or privately

ME: You beat yo shit?

YOU: Hell yeah. I'm like fuck it. It's my shit. I'll beat it when and where I want to.

by Shit Beater December 18, 2012

split yo wig

To kill an enemy, primarily by means of blunt trauma or gunshot wound to the head. Origin: Memphis, TN

Keep f---in aroud, Ima split yo wig, ho.
You gone get yo wig split.

by ntaylor April 30, 2003

"zap yo dumbass"

Phrase from "The Juggernaut Bitch" that can be said right before schooling one of your friends in something.

John quickly said, "zap yo dumbass" before nailing a 3 pointer on Mark.

Ryan yelled, "zap yo dumbass" before stealing Peter in the jaw in a friendly boxing match.

by koozi47 August 20, 2006