God's work 

Satisfying the sexual needs of a physically unattractive or extremely over weight person.

Bill: Adam, that chick is nasty, how can you be hitting that?
Adam: Hey man, I am just doing God's work!

God's work by Fauxcasion July 16, 2008

Puttin' in work 

When you slaughter your opponent in any game or sport

Friend: You was ballin'? How was the game?
Me: I was puttin' in work as usual.

Puttin' in work by Locohama June 17, 2009

piece of work 

Someone that is married to an idiotic idea, to the point of being obtuse

Robert and Mitchell on DOB's Braves baseball blog are convinced that every game the Braves lose if because of Bobby Cox. Man those guys are a real piece of work.

piece of work by Bat Masterson , Fl October 19, 2010

An Honest Day's Work 

Something the well-to-do love to brag about doing while they are driven around in their limousines visiting the factories they own. Meanwhile, they pay the real workers scraps, and brainwash them into thinking backbreaking work will get them rich someday as well.

Big Lawyer #1: Theres nothing as honorable as an honest day's work, especially when I get 400 dollars an hour to babble on the phone with other people's lawyers about golf and wine tasting.

Lawyer#2: Yessir I worked hard to get to where i'm at, even though I spent half of law school, which was paid for by my parents, in cocktail bars.

An Honest Day's Work by suzietoenail January 5, 2011

Gotta go get some work done 

It's what you say when you're traveling for business, typically at a trade show or event, and you want to go back to your hotel room to use the crapper.

Listen guys, I'll be back in a bit. I gotta go get some work done.

Gotta go get some work done by sprtagt June 3, 2011

getting ready for work 

gettin ready to get dirty

i be getting ready for work puttin on my rubber glove

getting ready for work by princessgurl April 23, 2008

short work 

an otherwise complicated task or victory made relatively easy or quick

My buffalo gun sure made short work of those hound dogs that harranged my cattle at 250 yards!

short work by Jon64Bailey April 14, 2009