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Window looking

Seeing a hot guy/girl and checking them out but you wouldn't actually want to date them, maybe because they're too hot for you or they look arrogant. So then you just do some window looking.
Veronika: *looking a guy from a distance*
Jennifer : Why dont you go talk to him?
Veronika: No way! I'm just doing some window looking, he seems full of himself with those wandering eyes and that smirk.
Jennifer: Nice
by iliketacos4ever December 6, 2012
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Window-tree

A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.

No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.

Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?

No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.

Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?

No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.

If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?

No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.

Will this Window-tree last long?

No, it's wooden, it will rot.
by L.s.v.Kennan July 24, 2012
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windows

Something to let air out and cut your hands off.
911 Dispatcher: Hello, whats your problem?
Person :. I cut my hand off by closing the windows.
911 Dispatcher: Crap!
by GTard April 3, 2013
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window meat

by JYD1682 January 20, 2015
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windowsilling

The act of perching on the sill of a lover's window in order to spend time in said lover's dorm without breaking the school code. Windowsilling dates offer, but are not limited to, fine dining, cuddling, movie watching, lip-to-lip touching and sleeping.

This art is commonly used by students at Liberty University attempting to maintain the Liberty Way.
Yo, check it out, Kathy is totally windowsilling over on the hill right now.
by schumway007 August 28, 2014
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Window Paralysis

To stare out of a window with continous thoughts. Often experienced in a car, train, and airplane.
I was watching a movie on the plane until I caught window paralysis.
by Suburbanphilosophy April 28, 2015
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Windows Fail

An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.

This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.
by Elixir of Wisdom July 8, 2015
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