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Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.
I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.
by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012
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Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?
by Nick Brook May 1, 2025
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Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
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Its Sold Here

A great company that sell items for you on eBay.
I brought Its Sold Here my guitar, and they sent me a check in the mail a few weeks later. They sold it on eBay for me.
by A very happy customer February 3, 2010
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Get Over Here

When Scorpion from Mortal Kombat uses his chain to bring you towards him to finish you.
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Type Any Word Here...

This is what shows up in the search bar in Urban Dictionary.. u write a word there TwT and definition(s) show up -_- this is unoriginal.-
by I do edits on youtube TwT September 1, 2020
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I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
mugGet the I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be madmug.

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