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Mammary Wank

A new-age dance move performed by making a wanking motion with the hands, although done at the level of the nipples, such that it looks as if you are milking your fucking tits dry/wanking your nips.

Can be performed by both males and females.

May be used as a dice-rolling technique in the dice game of "Shit On My Dick."
I tore up the dance floor with my mammary wanking last night!

That mammary wank roll scored you a shit on my dick! Nice work!
by Gatsby UNH June 6, 2011
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nursery wank

To go to a child’s nursery and start masturbating
One day big Steve got bored so he went and had a nursery wank over all the little kids
by Benji bobble June 3, 2019
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Writer's wank

Akin to writer's block except that writer' wank is the opposite problem: an overabundance of inspiration. The term wank in this context describes when a fiction writer uses their narrative to promote their own beliefs, even when it is inappropriate and well outside the scope of the story. The implication behind the term is that the author is merely committing self-gratification without regard as to how it will affect the plot.

Some genres of fiction that are especially susceptible to this are science fiction, romance, and alternate history. While all writers are encouraged to imbue their work with a strong underlying message, projects that fall victim to a wank attack are notorious for yielding one-dimensional, cliched, and heavily biased material that readers with differing opinions will have difficulty enjoying.
Hey, check out this New York Times Bestseller. It's about how socialism saves Europe from brink of World War II and then successfully defeats those mouth-breathing Yanks when they come looking for oil. Neat-o! Although I think $6.99 is a little pricey to let some frustrated socilogy professor writer's wank all over me.
by Spin me a real yarn! April 6, 2006
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power wank

The act of masturbating whilst inserting something into one's own anus, typically a finger or toothbrush. Known to "power up" a good wank.
1)I had an awesome power wank last night.

2)Q: What's Ed doing?
A: He's powering it up in his room.
by poweritup108 October 17, 2005
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Tit-Wank

by Bruce Lee April 4, 2003
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Drive-By-Wank

The Drive-By-Wank (DBW) was first seen in Shoreditch in 2002 and has slowly been gaining a reputation as the ultimate dare!!

The DBW is notoriously difficult to pull off due to many variables but in essence one is required to find a woman with a low-cut top on or a backless top, either way exposing a good amount of flesh.

The DBW'er is required to get himself ready by fiddling with himself so he's just on the brink of shooting his load (extremely difficult to even get to this stage in a crowded bar without getting arrested!). He then blatently runs past her wanking madly and shooting his flith paste all over her exposed flesh and then legging it before he gets lynched!!
"She's perfect Drive-By-Wank material"
by Threedeckwizard July 27, 2006
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Wiki Wank

A "Wiki Wank" is a wee quick bout of self pleasuring.

The word "Wiki" translates into "Quick" and we all know what a "Wank" is...don't we? So basically a Wiki Wank is a quick, sometimes messy, game of "Me-Myself-&-I"!
My boyfriend has gone to the club with the lads to watch some football so I need a good wiki wank!

Better go to wikiwank.com!
by TruthAboveAllPleasures February 26, 2009
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