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The flowing buds of the hemp plant.

known to lighten the senses, ease pain, rid depression, ease the mood, and help people with problems of life.

Also many people like to discriminate against users of the substance and make false acusations agains them like "loser, pot head, low life" even though they do not know the person they are speaking toward; for they have nothing better to do, they have never tried it, or they are simply a douche bag.
"Yo man my day was stressful and i hurt my back, pack a bowl of weed and lets relax"
Weed by IhaveahigherIQthenyou. April 10, 2009
Weed that is bought online, and sent to you in the mail, or by courier or other shipping service. Most suppliers operate through encrypted e-mail accounts.
Hey lets roll a blunt, I just got a quarter of e-weed from Hermes the Hash Trader!!!
E-Weed by canadianfill March 28, 2009

Miguel Weed 

Weed so disgusting it's usually dealt by a Mexican named Miguel or Jose. It comes in mass quantities and it's cheep but the taste is so horrible it makes you want to stop smoking all together.

People buy Miguel weed at the spur of the moment and then they suddenly realize their sad and unfortunate mistake.

The Dealer of such weed is always available to sell and most of the time, you'll land up buying this gross weed from him because you want quantity or can't find another dealer.
John: Dude, I got 20 bucks and I can't find any chronic, or reg dealers.

Jake: Why don't we just go buy some Miguel weed?

John: Fuck no, that stuff tastes like butt

Jake: Well I can't hit up any of my dealers they aren't answering

John: ...Call Miguel for a dub, it's time for some Miguel weed.
Miguel Weed by Jler January 21, 2008

Vagina Weed 

you stick 2g of weed into a large womans vagina.
and you wait 2 days and then you take the weed out, and smoke it... like tyler ritter does.
Tyler Ritter made some vagina weed with rose o' donnel.
Vagina Weed by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008

kobe weed 

Better than USDA grade a weed

I just got some kobe weed, and it tastes great
kobe weed by nanc ybryce September 14, 2007
it is the greatest thing since sex.

its actually better then sex cause you can do it alone.
unless your lighter breaks. then you better have some shrooms.

everyone is doing it.. join on in
need a fix? call your local pot dealer at

1800-MARY
im gonna get shit faced drug and smoke an ounce of weed.

i got a great deal on an once, only 30 bucks for an ounce.

i smoked too much weed and now i forget what happened.

weed made me fail school.

that 70s show has people smoking fake weed.
weed by Walan hater September 26, 2006