jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016

VANS

A type of shoe. Singular to Vans. Also plural of Vans. Similar to Moose.

He had one one Vans. His vans shoe was lost.

by yermaum November 20, 2018

Van

van is a type of person that enjoys being annoying and love to play fortnite he will be annoying ass fuck but hes a nice person

van is not gay

by hello fortnite is life November 22, 2018

Van high school

The place where red necks run wild getting there cousin pregnant, white kids wish they were from the hood and where the football team hangs black people and the bathrooms smell like juul mango pods and long cut grizzly

Bro you know billy yea he went to van and got mouth cancer from dipping and van high school

by Handlemegood November 29, 2018

Van Play

When BK and his roommates drink craft beer and play house in a windowless van.

It's 7PM—time for our van play! Go get the wig. I already have the chocolate peanut butter stout.

by Papi_Chulo_The_Nurse July 7, 2017

van rossum

Van Rossum is a Dutch goddess. She is so funny and amazing.

You're amazing, like a van Rossum.

by Shelleyshelley July 25, 2017

van der zee

the very best beer drinkers and weed smokers. they love having a beer and they are really weird and awkward. but incredibly handsome. everyone loves them...

wow that van der zee is verry awesomely weird...

by i like licking pokeballs July 31, 2017