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toilet frog

n. A piece of shit.
eg. That toilet frog kicked my ass.
Q: What does a toilet frog look like?
A: It's brown
Q: Where does the toilet frog come from?
A: The toilet
by eleventh samson December 18, 2005
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Toilet Booth

Bathroom stall that is so narrow you can only enter and exit in the same direction since the walls and layout prevent turning around. The true mark of a toilet booth is placement of the toilet paper dispenser in such a manner as to prevent a proper forward arc for comfortable wiping. Much like its communications related cousin the phone booth, which generally are missing the phone books, most of these will lack toilet paper.

Trademarks of a worthy toilet booth also include: Graffiti; many times aimed at the expense of the store which provides said booth, or will include phone numbers, gang affiliation scribbles and of course the ubiquitous dirty poem and/or sexuality references; broken latch and/or a door with a sizable and very viewable gap between it and the wall (many of these face sinks so that hand washers can check you out inside while looking in the mirror), old holes where other latches have been forcibly removed, no coat hook, a wonderful, claustrophobic, straight-jacketed feeling from shoulders being pressed to the walls and the occasional oddity such as an empty condom wrapper or part of a newspaper.
by Sci Fi Wasabi May 12, 2010
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Toilet Graffiti

When you flush after taking a deuce, and you leave shit stains in the walls of the toilet. (EX: Shit Stains in the toilet)
My older brother came out of the bathroom after taking a deuce and when I went in there he left some "Toilet Graffiti" in the toilet.
by Deyshawn October 21, 2010
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toilet games

Games applications on a phone that you play while using the restroom.
I downlaoded some awesome toilet games that kill a lot of time.
by imsosupercoolisntcrazy October 25, 2013
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Snake Her Toilet

"Look at that ass! I'd love to snake her toilet."
by The Stain December 15, 2008
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punished the toilet paper

had a BM, diarrhea, pooped

coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."

"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."

"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."
by yewbetcha September 11, 2011
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Toilet Mouth

'Tis when you urinate in your partner's mouth while recieving oral sex.
I was totally Toilet Mouthing this chick Devyn last night.
by Squidwardeeeward December 11, 2008
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