Go fight Yoda

Go: Go

Fight: Fuck

Yoda: Yourself
After being asked if I would like to read the valuable life changing information on this pamphlet, I told the person that they should 'Go Fight Yoda'.
by AT1 August 29, 2014
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Caterpillar Fight Club

While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”

It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”

“Nah, what happened?”

“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club

WHAAAAT

“Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution
by TardyB June 20, 2021
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pillow fight boner

a weird boner that occurs during a pillowfight, can also occur when engaging in an aggressive non sexual activity.
the supor has a wicked pillow fight boner over that guy
by snaxct July 25, 2014
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dolgeville fight club

A group of young men who like to anal buttfuck each other. They meet after school everyday to fight and compare penis sizes. They often shove their penises in each other
Memphis and Jacob are going to fight after school for their initiation for the dolgeville fight club.
by Big oof 772 June 14, 2019
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Groundhog Sword Fight

A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.
Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
by Quadaplex January 17, 2018
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Will Tyler Win The Fight

No he will loose. For sure. No question about. Easy win.
Will Tyler Win The Fight? No. Tyler lost so bad he's in so much pain he wishes he never challenged the undefeatable beast.
by Winner4 February 08, 2021
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