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Tim slap

When a man catches you off guard and slaps you in the side of the face with his erect penis.
That boy Tim slapped me last night hoping I’d indulge him with a blow job.
by Redhot_temper81 November 25, 2024
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Tim Walz

The vice presidential running mate of Cackling Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. He fell out of a coconut tree and hit his head in the process, resulting in him becoming governor of Minnesota. During his tenure, he has supported socialism, refused to deal with dangerous rioters, put tampons in boys' bathrooms, lied about his military record repeatedly, opened a hotline to report neighbors for violating social distancing during covid.

In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
Katie: "Who's that guy Tim Walz?"

Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
by RollyPolly657 August 16, 2024
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tim and andrew

The greatest duo alive. Quite possibly better than Carly and Sam.
Dude, tim and andrew are the shit!
by TIIM_BOAT December 10, 2021
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tim stubinski

Tim Stubinski (Also known as Dave the Dad) is a father of a ferocious cornstarch.
Tim Stubinski had a daughter. He was Dave The Dad
by BatOfApplesauce May 6, 2018
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Tim

Tim is a fucking bitch just like me, ha ain’t got no girl and he ain’t got no life.
Fuck off Tim, the cake was mine BUT YOU FUCKING TOOK IT YOU STUPID TWAT
by KitCat Catastrophe July 5, 2020
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Tim Day

by TeacherInDbgs February 3, 2022
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tim walz

tim walz, thats aguy right there if i ever seen one
by averagesizedtesticles54 August 10, 2024
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