by therealconnorgriffith December 24, 2016
When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up" button, usually at the worst possible time.
"I'm having a really rough day"
"What's wrong?"
"My dad passed away. ๐ฐ"
"๐"
"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."
Or ...
"How are things with Robert?"
"I found out he's cheating on me."
"๐"
"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."
"What's wrong?"
"My dad passed away. ๐ฐ"
"๐"
"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."
Or ...
"How are things with Robert?"
"I found out he's cheating on me."
"๐"
"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."
by Daniel Harmon March 27, 2016
When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up button, usually at the worst possible time.
It's going to look something like:
Person: "I'm having a really rough day"
Me: "What's wrong?"
Person: "My dad passed away. ๐ฐ"
Me: "๐"
Me: "Goddammit! The unintentional thumb strikes again! ...sorry for your loss."
Example two:
Person 1: "How are things with the hubby?"
Person 2 :"I found out he's cheating on me."
Person 1: "๐"
Person: "I'm having a really rough day"
Me: "What's wrong?"
Person: "My dad passed away. ๐ฐ"
Me: "๐"
Me: "Goddammit! The unintentional thumb strikes again! ...sorry for your loss."
Example two:
Person 1: "How are things with the hubby?"
Person 2 :"I found out he's cheating on me."
Person 1: "๐"
by Daniel Harmon March 28, 2016
by Chaosmotic July 5, 2019
A useful appendage, like a tool, but whereas a tool can be used by anyone, a thumb is dedicated to the use of one person or group. Someone and something that is not only broken, but effectively dead without them. Examples: Op-ed columnists with careers so narrow they would be on food stamps without their special interest groups, third-tier politicians that have jumped off the deep-end with crazy but have been appointed to a position by one better at hiding it, nazis, tankies, actual thumbs.
by qutoh July 26, 2019
"Ohhh- weee look at that phat thumb, pressin up against her panties. Thang big as hell, finna pop out!"
by atm TJ July 30, 2019