Patrick

Patrick is a lizard but unforgettable.

He isn’t perfect and sometimes it takes him years to learn from his mistakes but eventually he will see where he fucked up. He’s the type of guy you can’t live with but also can’t live without. He’ll drive you wildly insane in the best and the worst way. Once you’ve met Patrick he will forever be in your heart and memory, he has the ability to make you feel like no other person ever could, which is both a blessing and a curse. In the words of Taylor swift, a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Usually ginger too.
What is a lizard? Patrick
by Patrickisacretin November 22, 2021
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Patrick is so sweet and caring and very attractive. He can always make a bad day so much better. He's the kind of guy you love spending time with. He's always there for you no matter what. He has the most gorgeous eyes ever. Patrick is really the most amazing guy you will ever meet.
Being with a Patrick is so much fun!
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The type of guy that could potentially be the fattest man alive, father most likely teaches baseball and has the same name, and most importantly jacks off like a jackhammer
Patrick jerkin me so hard and so fast it’s like a jackhammer
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The kind of man who is able to see the good in everyone albeit struggles with admiring the good over possessing it for himself, however once he has chosen you he is loyal and will commit fully to it.
He listens to understand and makes you want to become better so that his attention is on you. Respectful and cautious he is the type of man who is often overlooked, but beware of spending too much time for you will be hooked.
"Why did the room just become brighter?"
Oh that's because Patrick walked in
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Patrick is done for
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kind of an ass, not very respectful and only cares about his own purposes
*please note that not all patricks are like this, but from my experience, patrick is not a name given to good people
“Gosh, did you hear about what patrick said about susie? he said that since she didn’t like him she was unlovable! I hate him!”
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He’s a very uptight guy Patrick’s usually aren’t very hot there abit ugly but they can show u a good time with his parents
Ohh look it’s Patrick ‘please tdobt come over here’
by Sara106 November 22, 2021
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