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Thanksgiving

In America, it is the only day of the year where it is guaranteed that almost every person within a 2,000-mile radius of you is eating the same exact meal at the exact same time.
Hey, Jim! What are you guys eating tonight?

Oh, you know, just having some Turkey.

No, way! That's what we're having tonight!

Oh, man that's sick! My neighbors down the block are having Turkey for dinner too!

Oh my God so are mine!!!

Let's be best friends!

Err... Happy Thanksgiving, Jim.
by BCB5 November 27, 2017
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Thankya Thankya

Saying Thankya Thankya is exactly the same as saying "thank you", but is only used in the more southern regions of the USA.
Adam: *hands tape to Sam*
Sam: Thankya thankya.
Adam: np bro
by Adam Samuel June 18, 2018
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Thank you

A word used to describe appreciation for gifts or opportunities that have been given.
Thank you for that I'll appreciate it forever
by Rollin thunder November 25, 2018
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Thanks a lot, Liz

A standard response to an awkward/inadvertently offensive/incredibly personal question.
“Listen I have a weird question and it’s not like it’s an issue but, I can’t find your balls dude. Do you have balls?”
“Now I have to worry about the size of my balls? Thanks a lot, Liz.”
by AprilUnderwater December 27, 2019
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Thanks to you!

Your in trouble, but it was your friend who caused it. Well, now you can use the phrase, "Thanks To You!".
Look at the conversation below.
(You and your friend got in trouble)
You : Why did you do that?!
Friend : It was just a prank!
You : Well, thanks to you! We're now in detention!
Friend : Well, SORRY!

You guys pranked Mrs. Robinson by putting salt in her water bottle, she was angry, so she sent you both to detention. That was the conversation you guys had while in detention. You're probaly still angry at your friend but it's alright now.
(You can use it in situations like this)
by Oofmahlife October 4, 2020
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Thanks a billion

IT means that the person is damm thankfull to u.
IF some of ur friend gives u the notes of ur college that u missed so u can say thanks a billion to him.
by anonymous November 9, 2020
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Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.

One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.

He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
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