Bullshit in a Box

Bullshit of epic proportions.

Timmy: Mom, my teacher deducted points from my grade for using red pen!!

Mom: Well, that's just a bunch of bullshit in a box.

by leoflat October 10, 2014

Box of beans

Heaven in a box

I’m hungry
Go eat a box of beans
Ok🙃

by Poppy poop April 27, 2021

BOX CALLER

Someone who addresses chatrooms when new people enter the room.

That guy Zombie sure is a box caller.

by 5thco-owner November 9, 2017

drum box

another word for cajon, a type of wooden drum that has become popular in the last 10 years - and not to be confused with cahones. Cajon roughly translates as "box" while cahones are things that you don't want to have kicked.

Cajones were developed by West African slaves in South America who fashioned these versatile drums out of the the shipping crates they found in port towns.

Drum boxes feature a snare sound at the top, a bass sound in the middle and a wood block sound on the side. Typically, drummers sit on them to strike the front surface, also called the "tappa."

The drummer likes to use a drum box instead of kit drums for acoustic sets.

by Billsbox November 22, 2013

C box

A small downloadable applicaiton avialable for forums which allows memebers and guests to converse, alot like an open MSN or AIM messenger service. It is free.

Hey Ali, C box now, we need to talk.

by Howlie July 5, 2008

Vampire Box

The strange metal containers on the walls in women’s bathroom stalls.

Careful around that vampire box Doug, that red dye will stain your white sox shirt. Period.

by Reid Kethwic June 11, 2018

box cow

A female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box.

1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!

2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!

by Cheesy Goodness April 30, 2008