Alaskan Flob

A euphemism for an eskimo gentleman's yoghurt slinger

Hey Ollie, have you ever seen an Alaskan flob? I've heard theyre huge!

by Herbalfire September 20, 2023

Alaskan thunder sleeve

When one defecates into a fleshlight and then proceeds to have intercourse with it.

My girl was being a prude, so I busted out the ol' Alaskan Thunder Sleeve from the closet.

by Theophrastus Bombastus von Pro October 30, 2021

Alaskan Unicorn Treat

Getting a Cornetto from the freezer, pushing it from the cone point down to the ice cream into your partner’s anus whilst bent over, then eating it out of their anus down to the chocolate nub.

The action of Alaskan Unicorn Treat is defined as Pushing a Cornetto into yours, or someone else’s anus down to the ice cream top whilst they’re bent over. Then eating it down to the chocolate nub.

by Blue Eyes Shite Dragon May 25, 2025

Alaskan Snow Twister

When a woman proceeds to throw snow on a mans cock and give him an indian burn style hand job.

I was on a buisness trip to alaska and found hooker for the night and she gave me an alaskan snow twister. I woke up sore the next day.

by Gagmag January 4, 2021

alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 21, 2017

alaskan ziploc

Shoving ice inside a woman's vagina

Rosie wanted to spice up her sex life, so she let her boyfriend perform an Alaskan Ziploc on her

by germanpenguin May 6, 2018

Alaskan Sunrise

Honestly, just having a genuinely good and appreciative conversation with a woman that you respect as an equal... and then you cum.

You know, we were planning on doing anal, but we just ended up doing an Alaskan Sunrise instead.

by Comrade Smirnoff July 22, 2025