pulling a lance

Pulling a Lance is when you clearly have a job and money but still refuse to pay your own bills especially when it comes to dining at a restaurant and end up having your parents pay for you.

Lance: Hey Dad, let's go out to lunch!

Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.

(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!

by Biznatch99 February 7, 2014

Pulling a Matians

(V) To talk or text to the opposite sex more than your friends that once had trust in you or friends you've known since a long time. These friends are now being ignored.

"Why isnt he talking to his friend hes known since kindergarten and texting someone else instead?"
"Hes probably pulling a Matians."

by The Matians himself August 10, 2008

pulling a mandy

To disappear during a party with the intention of either sleeping in someone's bed or to pass out on the bathroom floor due to excessive inebriation.

Girl: Where did she go?
Guy: She is probably pulling a mandy

by tiggybug19 July 24, 2008

taffy pull

A large group of self-absorbed people gathering for the purpose of patting themselves on the back, telling the world how great they are, and jacking off

I watched the Academy Awards last night. What a Taffy Pull!

by Tiny908 January 27, 2008

pull it off

To get something done.

"Like a leper in a porno theater, I'll pull it off."

by Oke Dizzle May 15, 2005

Hair pulling

Hair pulling is concidered an act of sex; when somebody is being taken from behind, their hair is pulled. The giver will grab the receivers hair and tug whilst giving pleasure from behind.
It is another form of the commonly used 'love handles'.

An example of this would be:

A couple having sex...
The giver will take the receiver from behind and pull their hair whilst giving them pleaser. Another form of 'love handles'.

'I like a bit of hair pulling whilst being taken from behind'

by MaddieLeg October 6, 2006

pull the goalie

Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.

My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.

by angryvillager September 1, 2006