When you have sex with you're crush while she's in her period. Then you make her squirt blood and it looks likes a volcano.
by Kledbetter May 8, 2017
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Get the ovulation crush mug.A dangerous form of affection that is based more so on the content a person posts on social media, rather than the person themselves.
Person 1: Omg soandso is so awesome, look at their memes! Omg aren't they so funny and smart?
Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!
Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!
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1. You're LGBT, and they're straight
2. You're straight, and they're LGBT
3. You're already taken
4. They're already taken
1. You're LGBT, and they're straight
2. You're straight, and they're LGBT
3. You're already taken
4. They're already taken
Person A: I have this massive crush on (Person C), man!
Person B: But they're straight. Guessing you have an untouchable crush then, huh.
Person B: But they're straight. Guessing you have an untouchable crush then, huh.
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Your best guy friend that you love to death but your relationship is strictly platonic would be a human crush.
by Salli Galindleton September 27, 2011
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