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Cancer

My mate Jon just got Cancer hope he's good
by Sikeovateas December 3, 2021
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Cancer king

The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"

Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
by Cancerking November 21, 2021
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Security cancer

Security software or hardware that keeps growing and consuming more and more resources
My computer was running fine until IT installed this security cancer on it.
by -Old-Tom- March 14, 2024
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Cancer

The kindest out of all zodiac signs . Lots of cancers are people pleasers . Sometimes that can be a good thing but in some cases it can get to the point where they lie . Cancers are by far the best zodiac sign . Cancers born in June are often more easily persuaded to help people and know how to read situations properly. On the other hand cancers born in July do have Gemini tendencies and are selfish in situations when they feel the other person involved is unworthy of something.
Cancers are the worst and best of the zodiacs
by That one VSCO July 7, 2019
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Cancer

Cancer zodiac sign is a very sensitive sign. From June 21st to July 22nd. Cancers are sweet and sensitive, but you always want them on your side in a fight. When they are crying they will refuse to tell you what's wrong till the 4th or 5th ask, but they want you to keep asking. They are really good looking and amazing kissers. They can fight (trust me), but it wouldnt be expected because of how they are. They can go through many relationships before they find "The one", but they normally find they're soulmate young.
And example of a someone talking about a cancer would be:

Charlie: OMG, do you see her. The new girl. Shes pretty, and looks like she is a cancer.

Kiara: Man, let's go make friends with her. I heard cancers can fight girl.

Charlie: Yeah, and my cousin can get competitive, and they're talking now.

Kiara: Quick! Let's go make friends with her to not get beaten up!!!
by @Safari05 July 22, 2021
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Digital Cancer

1. The result of bad greenscreening common in simple photography programs such as Apple's photobooth.

2. The missing body parts that occur as a direct result of bad quality photoshop work
1. damn, we need a better backdrop, we may appear to be on a roller coaster, but you got a bad case of digital cancer on your left cheek there

2. whoa! check out that cheap advertisement! that woman has a serious case of digital cancer - her left foot isnt even there!
by djake93 August 3, 2009
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cancer

Fisher is cancer
by ouchiemyshingles May 4, 2018
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