asian cow

A overwieght asian female that is often seen in the wild with a mouthful of braces and stylish rolling backpack.

That asian cow is a speed racer

by Asian swagboi May 14, 2015

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Asian Exit

When you subtly leave the table early to pay for the meal

Every time my uncle invites my family to a dim sum, everybody tries to Asian exit their way through. It's annoying.

by rh0m3ga November 29, 2019

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Depressed Sam always looking for a girl, but can never claim one. I can’t judge poor Sam because he is Asian. Asian Sam is a nice young fella with a big heart for girls and.....alcohol. Especially alcohol.

Sam: where is the alcohol and the girls
Me: over there Asian Sam

Sam: I have a big heart for girls and alcohol

by JiMmY_cArTeR May 6, 2019

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cool asians

Every school has the group of cool asians. Lemme give a description: probably filipino, mixed with guys and girls, says the n word, only talks to their group, shady to everyone, everyone wants to be them, a group of cool kids

dude 1: bro a cool asian walked pass me in the hall.. i’d didn’t even know how to react... i was like terrified but speechless

dude 2: sounds like a cool asians to me

by sexybitch707 October 14, 2019

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asian derek

He initially seems like a Nice guy, but then gets wayy too fucking clingy and he turns out to be a brat. Fuck you Asian Derek punk ass bitch go on a diet please

Hey, do you know Derek?
I know a lot of Dereks, Which One?
Asian Derek
Ohhhh noooo

by BigDaddyisMaddy September 18, 2017

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