Alaskan Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only you shit into a container and freeze it so your partner can take it out on a hot day and let it defrost on their chest.

It's going to be really hot tomorrow, can you prepare an Alaskan Steamer for me?

by Dragon cock December 2, 2018

Alaskan Wet-wipe

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.

Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe

by Tim the word man July 1, 2023

Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.

Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!

by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 18, 2010

Alaskan plumber

The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life

Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday

Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out

Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out

Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!

by RomainPaul February 20, 2025

Alaskan mudball

When you take a mound of shit, and roll it into a ball shape in the snow

"Bro, you see that Alaskan mudball? She was like 'why does it smell like shit?'"

by SwiftJace June 20, 2025

Alaskan Pipeline

An unusual, and somewhat taboo way of making a dildo.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.

"Tom, why the fuck is there a cardboard box full of shit in the freezer?!"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"

by Specialist12 May 30, 2024